Ever get frustrated when an order is wrong? Say you arrive at your favorite coffee shop and the barista puts in soy milk instead of almond milk in your half-caf double mocha latte, and you get so angry inside you want to smash the coffee but realize that would be dumb because it’s way too hot and would make a big mess. Instead you let the Angry Ape big hat speak for your anger instead of unleashing it on the poor barista and kindly ask for another to be made instead. They get it right this time and you say, "Have a good day!" You have successfully contained your inner angry ape and the world is a more peaceful place. Approximate bill length: 2.75". Stretches to fit head sizes 7 3/8 - 8 1/2.