Chris Rock's rap career debut with "Your Mother's Got a Big Head" on Yo! MTV Raps in 1991. With such great rhymes as below, we wonder why he did not stick with rap:


Now your hamster's dead, your girl's name is Fred

And to top it off, YOUR MOTHER'S GOT A BIG HEAD!


Now your dog is dead, you still wear Keds

And to top it off, YOUR MOTHER'S GOT A BIG HEAD!


Now your hamster's dead, your cat's got dreads

And to top it off, YOUR MOTHER'S GOT A BIG HEAD!